Fishing Quotes
"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." -- Irish Proverb. Some philosophical, some fun, some funny -- some favorite fishing quotes.
Read MoreA Fly Fisherman's Last Words
An old fisherman in his final breaths calls in his family to apologize for too much time on the river ...
Read MorePet Fish
Our fishing buddy Chuck is questioned by a game warden regarding the pet fish he keeps in buckets.
Read MoreDrinking Quotes
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -- Henny Youngman.
The drinking companion to our fishing quotes.
General Quotes
Hemingway, Twain, and... Dennis the Menace. The best of the general quotes we've collected over the years.
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Personal favorites of the webmaster (these guys treat us well):
